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Florida Man Drinks 33 Beers, Passes Out at Strip Club and Tries to Fight Cops
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Florida Man Drinks 33 Beers, Passes Out at Strip Club and Tries to Fight Cops

A guy who had 33 beers and passed out in a strip club parking lot in Florida last week was arrested after the cops showed up and he tried to fight them. Or as well like to call it, just another night that ends in “Y” for Florida man.

Last week, the police in Port St. Lucie, Florida got a call from a strip club about a guy passed out in the parking lot. When they got there, they found 48-year-old Michael Monahan face down and his fiancée rubbing his back. They heard her say, “Be calm, please don’t fight them.” And there’s really only one way a drunk guy will ever respond to someone saying that… by jumping up and challenging them to a fight.

Police were able to calm him down and arrested him. When they asked how much he had been drinking, he said he threw back 33 beers. How he kept count is the really mystery though. He was charged with disorderly intoxication and resisting arrest.

 

[h/t tcpalm]