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Florida Man Tries to Cartwheel Away from Cops

Florida man, 40-year-old Gianfranco Fernandez had the cops called on him last week for blocking a road doing cartwheels and tried to cartwheel away when they tried to arrest him. Orlando Police responded to a […]

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Florida Man Steals, Then Promptly Crashes $1M Yacht

Not even the coronavirus can keep Florida man from doing his thing. According Pinellas County Sheriff’s Office, 28-year-old Florida man Donnovan Russell Jester allegedly stole a 46-foot Jeanneau Leader in March, cruised off and then […]

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Florida Man Shows Up Naked to Prostitution Sting

This could possibly be one of my favorite Florida man stories of the year… Florida man, Rodney Davis, walked up to the door of an undercover sex sting operation dubbed Operation Santa’s Naughty List “buck […]