This Is Not The Right Way To Enjoy A Bagel Bite

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I really don’t feel like Bagel Bites deserve to be treated this way.

Roger Bridenolph is a 49-year-old man from Springdale, Arkansas, and on Sunday afternoon, he decided it’d be a good idea to steal a box of Bagel Bites from a Dollar Tree.

Bridenolph allegedly berated the cashier and shoved the manager out of the way to flee the store. The manager followed him outside and was promptly smacked in the head with the box of Bagel Bites for his trouble.

After that, Bridenolph ran to a near-by Wendy’s, where he then slapped a woman, for seemingly no reason.

Police were called and Bridenolph was arrested for robbery, assault, resisting arrest, public intoxication, and disorderly conduct.

That dude is way too angry for the joy nuggets known as Bagel Bites.

Full story here