Still Need a Costume… There’s Always the Sexy Sold Out Popeye’s Chicken Sandwich

If you haven’t got your Halloween costume yet, just rolled out a Sexy Sold Out Chicken Sandwich costume for your consideration. You know, if you couldn’t get your hands on a White Claw outfit.

The Sexy Out Chicken Sandwich costume is basically a one-piece bathing suit that looks like a sandwich, and costs $80. If you ask me, it looks more like a sold out Impossible Burger costume, but what do I know. If you’ve been craving the sandwich and can’t get your hands on one, well, here’s an $80 placebo. It’s on sale at now.