MEN: Pornhub Has You Covered For Those Embarassing Beach Salutes

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Inconvenient full salute at the beach? Pornhub’s got you covered… literally. Pornhub has introduced the cure for those beach tent blues with a marketing stunt that taps into a very real, very awkward summer problem for men.

Whether it’s the beauty of the World’s Most Famous Beach, a warm breeze catching you just the right way or simply because your little buddy’s got a mind of his own, if your tent starts to rise, the new patented Bonerless Technology in their Bonerless Bathing Suit will stop the tide. The suit has a built-in lining that helps take the power of your pocket rocket, so you don’t have to stay in the water thinking about your grandma while everyone else enjoys the beach.

Ahhh yes, herein lies the rub, the suit says Pornhub on it, so everybody will know about your wicked whale anyway. If you still wanna swim without a stiffy courtesy of Pornhub, grab your shades and your surfboard and leave your worries at home by visiting