The Sex Pistol’s Johnny Rotten talked about the downside to keeping squirrels in his home in his new book, I Could Be Wrong, I Could Be Right, the flea bites on his manhood and inner thigh.
The punk icon apparently shares a soft side for the fluffy-tailed rodents and told the Daily Star that he’s had to start applying Vaseline “down there” after letting squirrels inside his Venice Beach home.
“I looked down there this morning at my willy and there’s a f–ing flea bite on it. And there’s another one on the inside of my leg.”
Rotten, whose real name is John Lydon, said, “The only way around it, because I’m not going to blame the poor little squirrels, is to Vaseline my legs.”
He also shared he spends quite a bit of money having unsalted shelled peanuts delivered to his home just for them, adding, “Wow, do they love me for that. “I’m definitely spending a lot of money on these little f****rs.”