German Man Completely Misunderstands Cop’s Instructions

mpd01605 from Paris, France [CC BY-SA 2.0], via Wikimedia Commons

I’m not sure how you can misunderstand a request this badly without being on drugs, but here we are.

Police pulled over a guy in Lüdenscheid, Germany recently and suspected the driver was on drugs, so they asked him to proved a urine sample.

The man took the cup into some hedges for what was described as an “abnormal amount of time.” And it was noted that he returned looking ashamed.

And he had good cause to because rather than supplying a pee sample, he handed officers a sperm sample. His misunderstanding basically made officers feel that that was an even surer sign that he was on drugs and eventually managed to collect a spit sample…which came back clean, and the man was allowed to leave.

Wow. Talk about misinterpreting instructions. I almost feel bad for the guy.

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