Breaking and Exercising?

I feel like if you’re going to rob a place, stopping for a quick workout probably isn’t in your best interest.

39-year-old Jamey Sanders, from Salina, Kansas, probably wishes he hadn’t hopped on an inversion table in the home he was attempting to rob. Once he strapped himself in, he did not have the core strength to pull himself back up.

He ended up calling for help around 5:00 am Tuesday and woke the homeowner. When asked why he was in the basement, Sanders responded, “They told me to come here.”

Cops took Sanders to a nearby Health Center to be tested for drugs, then booked him into the Salinas County Jail on charges of aggravated burglary.

Best part is, only thing he actually managed to steal…a container of cranberry juice.

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