Porch pirates are a problem right now, but this guy decided to leave something…gross.
Scott McCoy was on a skiing trip over the weekend when his doorbell camera started sending alerts to his phone. Apparently around 2 am a man, who appeared to be intoxicated, rang his doorbell and when no one answered, he tried, unsuccessfully, to break in.
After that he went to the corner of the porch, dropped his pants, and did his business right there. He then spent the next several hours stumbling around the porch and spreading his feces around – on walls, windows, the outside furniture.
McCoy said that he wanted to leave the “evidence” for police. So he ended up putting up a sign apologizing to neighbors and his mailman for the mess.
Initially McCoy was angry about he incident, understandably. But he does not want to press charges, and instead now feels bad for the guy. He said, “I don’t know that this person—maybe they lost their job, maybe their girlfriend dumped them. Maybe they have a sick parent, and this drinking had something to do with that. That would make it more understandable.”
And when it comes to what he wants from the guy he added, “I’d certainly love to make contact with them and get an apology, if that’s what they want to do, or maybe get an extra hand cleaning up the porch tomorrow.”
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